- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
“Children, there’s a mistake in this number of the test and it will now be considered a BONUS.”
(Source: thinkingwhatthehades, via thefunniestpost)
Harry Styles impression of American girls x
(Source: 1directionismyreligion, via r-eckl3ssly)
- friend: you're pretty
- me: ha
- me: hahahahahha
- me: OH GOD YOU ARE FUNNY.
- me: next joke please
- me: i cant, jesus take the wheel.
